Syfy Movies That DON'T Suck
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Exile Offline The Grand Master of Asshattery

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22nd December 2011 09:27 PM
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Okay, so anyone who'se seen enough of Syfy's original movies will agree that they absolutely suck eggs. Now I happen to know that there are exeptions to the rule, one example being Red Faction: Origins. I don't know about you guys, but I think it was, at the very least, a competent movie. Furthermore, it did a fairly good job of staying true to the Red Faction: Guerilla storyline.

Anyways, this thread is about any and all Syfy movies that break the rule, and by that I mean those that aren't horrible.

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Nightmaremoon Offline Psyclo crusher!

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22nd December 2011 11:13 PM
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Yeah that sums it up

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Jarvellis Offline Great Grey Wolf

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22nd December 2011 11:22 PM
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Doesn't Syfy show Spaceballs? Now THAT doesn't suck.

edit: Oops, my bad, should read OP better.

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22nd December 2011 11:25 PM
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(22nd December 2011 11:22 PM)Roduigez Wrote:  Doesn't Syfy show Spaceballs? Now THAT doesn't suck.

They didn't make that.
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Nightmaremoon Offline Psyclo crusher!

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22nd December 2011 11:35 PM
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(22nd December 2011 11:25 PM)SM64Guy Wrote:  They didn't make that.

Indeed

Then again even the Syfy channel doesnt make its own movies, its all made by famous ripoff studio: The Asylum

Syfy makes the commissions though

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Phrygian Offline Yolo Swaggins

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22nd December 2011 11:54 PM
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You cannot deny the awesome that is



MANSQUITO
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Nightmaremoon Offline Psyclo crusher!

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23rd December 2011 12:00 AM
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(22nd December 2011 11:54 PM)Phrygian Wrote:  You cannot deny the awesome that is



MANSQUITO

Mansquito still gets a lot wrong though.
Such as male Mosquitos dont drink blood. That is a job reserved for the females.

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Exile Offline The Grand Master of Asshattery

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23rd December 2011 01:59 AM
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I seem to remember something like that. Were there any scenes that seemed to take place in an abandoned subway tunnel, or something?

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PopePieous Offline The view looks pretty good.

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23rd December 2011 08:08 AM
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I find the movies to be pretty funny sometimes. I wouldn't say that they're horrible, but they definitely qualify for B-Movie horror. One of the movies I recall was about a rock golem coming to life, which was literally just a bunch of large rocks stuck together that walked around and crushed people. Laughed for a while when I saw it for the first time.

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Sith_Dreamer Offline I made room for the cupcakes!

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25th December 2011 09:44 AM
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No one can deny the amazing work that is Sharktopus!
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Scoutaloo Offline Scootaloo! Scoot-Scootaloo!

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25th December 2011 10:06 AM
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I like most of the movies based on mythology. I watch their version of both Hercules and The Odyssey about once a month.

I also really enjoyed Basilisk.

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Celly Offline Stargazer

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26th December 2011 07:13 AM
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(23rd December 2011 08:08 AM)PopePieous Wrote:  I find the movies to be pretty funny sometimes. I wouldn't say that they're horrible, but they definitely qualify for B-Movie horror. One of the movies I recall was about a rock golem coming to life, which was literally just a bunch of large rocks stuck together that walked around and crushed people. Laughed for a while when I saw it for the first time.

Yeah, I remember that one. At least it wasn't eye-bleedingly awful.
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TGnP Trixie Offline The Great and Powerful

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26th December 2011 07:35 AM
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Lol, I liked "Sea Snakes" otherwise known as "Snakes On A Submarine" which is exactly what it is. But it sucks sooo much.

Technically its a miniseries, but "The Lost Room" is fucking amazing. You all need to go download it, now. Please, I beg you. It will change your life.
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Chilly Offline The Spirit of Adventure

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26th December 2011 07:41 AM
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Megashark vs Giant Octopus runs into 'so bad it's good' territory.

Seriously this film is so dumb it's impossible not to laugh.

And the very fear that makes you wanna die
is just the same as what keeps you alive
it's way more trouble than some suicide is worth
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Exile Offline The Grand Master of Asshattery

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26th December 2011 11:25 PM
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(26th December 2011 07:41 AM)Chilly Wrote:  Megashark vs Giant Octopus runs into 'so bad it's good' territory.

Seriously this film is so dumb it's impossible not to laugh.

Hahaha, Inorite!

Anyways, I want to say that Bone Eater wasn't completely horrible either.

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Doctor Cobra Offline Filly

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13th June 2012 04:07 AM
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If we're including movies not technically SciFi (I absolutely refuse to use the new spelling) Originals but rather bought up by the station from other sources, Abominable is VASTLY underrated. I also kind of like Man-Thing. What can I say?*munch munch*
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Mike55 Offline Tyrannosaurus Rex

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15th June 2012 08:40 PM
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I enjoy DinoCroc a bit actually.

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